This nurse is giving me a lady boner… He’s walked by my bed like 10000000 times…unf I love the Emergency department…. Can I have him??

Sometimes I REALLY don’t think i should be aloud to text at night…

The water will come: Let's talk about mistakes.

hipsterlibertarian:

In today’s late-coming admission that the Obama Administration has assassinated four American citizens with drone strikes, Attorney General Eric Holder described the death of one of those four, 16-year-old Abdulrahman al-Awlaki, as a “mistake.”

A mistake is when you…